One day, a father buys a robot that slaps people who lie.
He tests it at dinner.
DAD: Son, where were you today?
SON: At school.
*Robot slaps the son*
SON: Okay, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story.
*Robot slaps the son again*
SON: Okay, it was Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!
*Robot slaps Dad*
MOM: HAHA! After all he's your son.
*Robot slaps Mom*