daughter: "dad, what's between mom's legs?"
dad: "paradise."
daughter: "what's between your legs?"
dad: "the key for paradise."
daughter: "piece of advice dad, change the lock. the neighbor has a copy.."
Wife:'What are you doing?' Husband:Nothing. Wife:'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband:'I was looking for the expiry date.'
This was when Ace and Luffy were still kids.
Ace asked Makino to teach him how to express gratitude properly for he wants to thank Red-Haired Shanks for saving his brother Luffy.
They started with how to introduce properly. And it went out to be a funny scene.
Teacher: Pedro use Euthanasia in the sentence.
Pedro: Mam, Euthanasia is an act of mercy killing.
Teacher: Excellent Pedro!
Teacher: Juan use Euthanasia in the sentence.
Juan: Easy po yan mam. Our maid is no longer a virgin because na Euthanasia.
