Euthanasia

Teacher: Pedro use Euthanasia in the sentence.
Pedro: Mam, Euthanasia is an act of mercy killing.
Teacher: Excellent Pedro!
Teacher: Juan use Euthanasia in the sentence.
Juan: Easy po yan mam. Our maid is no longer a virgin because na Euthanasia.

Matches

Mom: Have you brought the matches home? 


Son: Yes Mom!


Mum: Are they working??? 


Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire matches... It's working.