Showing posts with label Dad Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dad Jokes. Show all posts

24 March 2011

Mother's Choice

Bob is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"

Bob replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."

A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"

With a frown on his face, Bob answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."

The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"

Bob replied, "My father doesn't like her."

14 February 2011

Anti-Lie Robot

One day, a father buys a robot that slaps people who lie.
He tests it at dinner.

DAD: Son, where were you today?
SON: At school.
*Robot slaps the son*

SON: Okay, I went to the movies. 
DAD: Which one? 
SON: Toy Story.
*Robot slaps the son again*

SON: Okay, it was Day with a Porn Star. 
DAD: When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!
*Robot slaps Dad*

MOM: HAHA! After all he's your son.
*Robot slaps Mom*
Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...