| Artery | -The study of paintings. |
| Bacteria | -Back door to a cafeteria. |
| Barium | -What doctors do when patients die. |
| Benign | -What you be after you be eight. |
| Cesarean Section | -A neighborhood in Rome. |
| CTscan | -Searching for kitty. |
| Cauterize | -Made eye contact with her. |
| Colic | -A sheep dog. |
| Coma | -A punctuation mark. |
| D & C | -Where Washington is. |
| Dilate | -To live long. |
| Enema | -Not a friend. |
| Fester | -Quicker than someone else. |
| Fibula | -A small lie. |
| Genital | -Non-Jewish person. |
| G.I.Series | -World Series of military baseball. |
| Hangnail | -What you hang your coat on. |
| Impotent | -Distinguished, well known. |
| Labor Pain | -Getting hurt at work. |
| Medical Staff | -A doctor’s cane. |
| Morbid | -A higher offer than I bid. |
| Nitrates | -Cheaper than day rates. |
| Node | -I knew it. |
| Outpatient | -A person who has fainted. |
| Pap Smear | -A fatherhood test. |
| Pelvis | -Second cousin to Elvis. |
| Post Operative | -A letter carrier. |
| Recovery Room | -Place to do upholstery. |
| Rectum | -Darn near killed him. |
| Secretion | -Hiding something. |
| Seizure | -Roman emperor. |
| Tablet | -A small table. |
| Terminal Illness | -Getting sick at the airport. |
| Tumor | -More than one. |
| Urine | -Opposite of you’re out. |
| Varicose | -Near by / close by |
