Euthanasia

Teacher: Pedro use Euthanasia in the sentence.
Pedro: Mam, Euthanasia is an act of mercy killing.
Teacher: Excellent Pedro!
Teacher: Juan use Euthanasia in the sentence.
Juan: Easy po yan mam. Our maid is no longer a virgin because na Euthanasia.

Teacher: English to Tagalog

TEACHER: Who among you can make a sentence then translate it in Tagalog?

PUPIL: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?

TEACHER: Very good, translate it in Tagalog.

PUPIL: Ang guro ko ay maganda, maganda nga ba?